urbancatfitters:

tumblr giveaway of thirty iphones my mom bought me. i just have so many iphones i’m giving them away. also a gold watch. i also have four brand new macbook pros lying in my house i’m giving those away too. also one of my kidneys. and $312.56 in cash. must be following me and fourteen of my closest internet friends. i’ll check. u have until four months in the future so u forget that i started this giveaway and don’t get suspicious when u don’t hear of anyone winning.

elasticitymudflap:

when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u

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childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem